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Conspiracy: Mr. Crum Has Witzelsucht Disorder

Jack Anderson, Staff Writer

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If you have ever been in one of Mr. Crum’s classes, you may wonder how and even why he tends to make so many puns.  This problem doesn’t only entail the obsessive use of puns, but also the need to let out jokes all the time.  After doing some research, I fully believe that Mr. Crum suffers from Witzelsucht Disorder.  Witzelsucht Disorder is a set of rare neurological symptoms characterized by a tendency to make puns, or tell inappropriate jokes or pointless stories in socially inappropriate situations.  The amount of puns made by Mr. Crum is abnormal.  I believe that Mr. Crum deserves a medical diagnosis to put an end to this conspiracy.  For now all we can do is support him by laughing at his absurd puns and supporting him as he fights this difficult time in his life.  (Support Mr. Crum on social media with the hashtag #saveMRcrumFROMpuns)

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