A girl. What’s a girl? Students of Oratory don’t accompany themselves with the opposite gender. Most of us stay at home and play Halo for hours. Actually, I’m wrong because most of us are now playing Fallout 4 or Black Ops 3. The only time we leave our bedroom is to yell at our moms for buying us the wrong pair of Sperrys. We’re weird, and that’s a fact. Since we don’t go to Delby, we aren’t normal enough to socialize with girls in public. We don’t go to Seton Hall Prep, so our sports teams must be awful. Then you must be wondering what students at Oratory are actually good at. The answer: getting tickets. Because of the neighbors, the Oratory student body has racked up more tickets than any other school in Summit. Thank you Arya Bharatiya for your valiant contribution. That’s behind us though, what really matters is this year’s basketball season. The team is led with an iron fist by the Lee brothers. This year might just be the year that we take down Seton Hall. Andrew Lee will drop 50 points in the season opener against New Providence, causing a wave of new Oratory fans. With the power of Andrew, we might even find out what a girl is. We might then finally be respected by Seton Hall Prep.