Fallout Madness

Fallout Madness

Michael Wandel, Staff Writer

On November 10th I started my journey into the amazing world of Fallout 4. It is action packed and filled to the brim with excitement, horror and even some dark comedy. But, I’m not going to tell you what everyone already knows about Fallout 4. No, I will tell you of what Fallout 4 slowly did to me because as I played I developed… FALLOUT MADNESS. Sadly this sickness has no known cure and many living in today’s world suffer from it. Fallout Madness causes a person to play Fallout 4 for unthinkably long time periods and never stop thinking about the game. I have been reduced to playing Fallout 4 every day after school, doing nothing but collecting old cups and piles of trash. I just endlessly wander the wasteland for no reason other than to wander. My eyes have become so bloodshot that I need to wear glasses whenever I see the light of the sun and have essentially become a real life vampire. I am lost to the demonic power of Fallout 4. Run! All of you must stay away from this evil spawn of the darkness! If you do not heed my warning you too will get… FALLOUT MADNESS.