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Beware the Fin!

Michael Wandel, Staff Writer

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Who do you think controls this world? The UN? No. The Illuminati? No. The Rothschild Family? No. The Lizard People? No. The dark force that controls our world is one that has been in plain sight for centuries. They are omniscient and seek to dominate and control our very being. It the DOLPHINS who rule over this world. We think of them as cute yet intelligent animals, yet underestimate their true intelligence. They have discovered how to harness the power of cuteness to control humanity to further their dark ends. They wish to control humanity in an effort to build this world in their image. Ever heard of Global Warming? The dolphins have had us destroy our environment in an effort to melt the polar ice caps and make the Earth into one huge Ocean. They have already infiltrated our governments! Our leaders have either been brainwashed by the dolphins or dolphins themselves! Now rise up! Rise against our slave masters! Fight for your freedom against the finned fiends.

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